Gross

Gross by tubspidersAugust 9, 2022

Same Thing, Right?

They were out of hummus, so they gave me a *scoop of mayonaise* instead. -Jon W.

Gross by tubspidersJune 13, 2022August 11, 2022

I was just a kid when the Army sent me to Vietnam. A lot of things happened and I just couldn’t tell you why. One of them was that I had this necklace with ears strung on it. I was at a bar there one night and a Marine walked up to me and got […]

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Creepy Crawly by tubspidersJune 6, 2022

Gross by tubspidersJune 1, 2022

6 Degrees

It took about 10 years of dating and a child to realize my boyfriend’s ancestry obsessed brother has my last name tattooed on his calf. -Jess M.

Creepy Crawly by tubspidersApril 25, 2022August 11, 2022

One is Enough

I awoke to a skittering across my back. After jumping around and swatting at my back, I noticed the strange quality of my cat’s insistent meow. She had caught something and was proud of it. I just knew it. I tore apart the room to find it and sure enough, there was a mouse cowering […]

Gross by tubspidersApril 4, 2022August 11, 2022

Karma

This is a hand me down story. I couldn’t remember who told it to me originally, so I had to track down the source. I got to ask a bunch of my friends and get the same response each time: “Wait. Through a manatee?” “Yes, through a manatee,” she said when I finally figured out […]

What Gives it that Crunch?

Creepy Crawly by tubspidersJanuary 24, 2022

Time Flies, Hot Chocolate Maggots

Gross by tubspidersDecember 27, 2021

Creepy Crawly by tubspidersNovember 1, 2021January 5, 2022

What Kind of Tea Did You Say This Was?

Where I live, we have these ringneck snakes. In the summer, their babies would be everywhere. These are tiny little things; they look like a worm on steroids. You’ll find them in just about every crevice. One time I saw one working its way up the grooves of the brick wall and I thought, “How […]

Creepy Crawly by tubspidersSeptember 27, 2021January 5, 2022

It really bugs me when…

You know how roaches* scurry to a dark place when the light gets flicked on? That dark place was up my pant leg. -Garry M. *This was in Florida, by the way. This “roach” was a palmetto bug, which can be the size of your thumb.