My co-worker got into an accident today. It wasn’t bad, just enough to set off the air bag. He was in the van we got from Florida. Before we got a hold of it, it had been abandoned and became infested with rats. Well, when that airbag activated, it launched all those years of rat business right into his face. The accompanying aroma was just a bonus.
-Tim S., as told to ts
Spiders In My Bathtub 