Ok, here’s a real-life thing that happened to me. I went to this dive bar in Tucson called The Green Dolphin (it’s gone). I ordered a glass of Coors, took the first pull, and felt something wiggling against my front teeth. Reach in my mouth and pull out a live cockroach. I take it up to the bar, get the barkeep’s attention, and tell him that the tap system has bugs. He looks at me weird, and I show him the cockroach.

He freaked out, and I drank for free there the rest of the year.

Moral of the story, there is such a thing as free beer.

-Rocky C.

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