You know where this is going, don’t you?
Well, I’m not going to tell the story, but I will impart the lesson: If you ever find yourself with a bug in your ear, avoid the impulse to face that ear downward and try to shake it out. A bug’s instinct when in a dark place is to head up.
…oh, and maybe go see a doctor.
-ts
Spiders In My Bathtub 