My buddy had spent a lot of time and money restoring a classic Camaro to near-mint condition. It was souped-up like a race car, but street legal. He was cruising one day with the windows down and one of those big Muscovy ducks you find in Florida flew right in the window. It hit him in the head and knocked him out cold, causing him to veer off the road and hit a tree. The car was totaled
…and insured for pre-restoration value (aka: nothing).
-Garry McKinney, as told to ts
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