Baby’s First

You want a gross and awkward story? Well, here you go. I think it was you who warned me that baby’s first poo was going to be exceptionally nasty. Yes, it is. Right after my daughter was born, as the nurse was bringing her to me to place on my chest, she let it go, […]

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Thrasher is not one of Santa’s

My girlfriend asked me if I was going to put out the deer this Christmas. They are a part of my display, but she hasn’t been able to look at them since the incident. She had a deer leap through a window one night and land in the basement of her split-level home. It thrashed […]

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Mousy Brown Hair

I don’t remember when it happened, but it was cold, I know that. I was sleeping. My hair was long at the time and I had it in a sloppy pile on top of my head. As I slept, I kept feeling something. I didn’t want to wake up, so I tried to convince myself […]

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Eureka Springs Strikes Again

Oh, yeah, I’ve seen ghosts. I’ve lived in Eureka Springs my whole life. Everywhere I’ve lived has been haunted. See, there’s a limestone bedrock, and that’s a conductor for spiritual energy, so we get ghosts from all time periods here. Where I’m living now is haunted by, we believe, an old man. Under the house […]

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Some Haunt because they were Haunted

TS: Have you ever seen a ghost? P. L. Watts: I’ve seen ghosts do shit without actually seeing them. TS: Like, you’ve seen stuff moved by ghosts? P. L. Watts: Yep. My cousin kept turning on the tv and opening the sliding glass door in his room when I stayed out there after he died. […]

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