You want a gross and awkward story? Well, here you go. I think it was you who warned me that baby’s first poo was going to be exceptionally nasty. Yes, it is. Right after my daughter was born, as the nurse was bringing her to me to place on my chest, she let it go, right on my bare skin. I was so overwhelmed that I didn’t feel it, but we have picture proof. You can see that bomb hanging midair as my husband looks on in horror.
-Jennifer L.
Spiders In My Bathtub 