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Gross by tubspidersJanuary 9, 2023January 9, 2023

Baby’s First

You want a gross and awkward story? Well, here you go. I think it was you who warned me that baby’s first poo was going to be exceptionally nasty. Yes, it is. Right after my daughter was born, as the nurse was bringing her to me to place on my chest, she let it go, […]

Gross by tubspidersJanuary 2, 2023January 2, 2023

Alex Trebek Makes my Toes Curl

This was said by my 10th grade English teacher. Eww.

Gross by tubspidersNovember 15, 2022

Not Just for Bathtubs…

I found a tiny spider nestled in the bristles of my toothbrush. -ts

Gross by tubspidersOctober 3, 2022

May-oh No

I once watched my mom eat an entire spoonful of mayonnaise. -Janine E.

Gross by tubspidersAugust 23, 2022

Nailed It

It was the late 80s. Long acrylic nails were a fad my mom decided to get into. This was before CDs took over and cassette tapes were still a thing. I’m not really sure what started it, but my mom was holding one of my brother’s cassettes tightly while he tried to snatch it from […]

Gross by tubspidersAugust 9, 2022

Same Thing, Right?

They were out of hummus, so they gave me a *scoop of mayonaise* instead. -Jon W.

Gross by tubspidersJune 13, 2022August 11, 2022

Lend Me Your Ear

I was just a kid when the Army sent me to Vietnam. A lot of things happened and I just couldn’t tell you why. One of them was that I had this necklace with ears strung on it. I was at a bar there one night and a Marine walked up to me and got […]

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Gross by tubspidersJune 6, 2022

Gross by tubspidersJune 1, 2022

6 Degrees

It took about 10 years of dating and a child to realize my boyfriend’s ancestry obsessed brother has my last name tattooed on his calf. -Jess M.

Gross by tubspidersApril 25, 2022August 11, 2022

One is Enough

I awoke to a skittering across my back. After jumping around and swatting at my back, I noticed the strange quality of my cat’s insistent meow. She had caught something and was proud of it. I just knew it. I tore apart the room to find it and sure enough, there was a mouse cowering […]