I’m a travelling minister and have given sermons around the world. I also happen to be a black belt in taekwondo. One time, while waiting outside of a venue in the Philippines, I mentioned this to a young man. Now, I’m a big guy, so this kid refused to believe that a guy my size could be a black belt. So, I decided to show him. I got him folded up pretty good and turned to the guys with a big grin on my face to find a man standing there with a machine gun pointed right at me.
-Dave R.
Spiders In My Bathtub 